March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum’s remote control dies so he finds out he only has AA batteries when he needs AAA, leaving him to change channels manually, thus hurting his eyes for sitting to close to the TV.
February 2012
34 posts
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I like working my stock shift because I can sing...
Coworkers either:
Accept it.
Join in.
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Tonight, I shed a tear for my fallen Pringles.
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